A Recipe

Raw Goat Heart

Ingredients: 
A goat
Butcher knife
Lasso (optional)

Directions:
1.  Catch a goat (this is harder than it sounds)
2.  Kill goat with butcher knife
3.  Drain blood
4.  Skin goat (optional)
5.  Eviscerate goat
6.  Find goat heart
7.  Eat goat heart